If you want mushroom. Shutup.

You just have to hear this.

Recognize this young thug?

Knight and Day: Official Trailer

C'mon Tom Cruise as a badass?

fat + dumb =

George Lopez... Two thumbs down

There is something about hearing "Lopez Tonight" that makes me immediately grab for the remote and change the channel. I hope it gets canceled immediately. Here's a list of things on TV that are more bearable than Lopez Tonight:

Women's Basketball
Infomercials
General Hospital
Professional Bowling
Oprah
Charles Barkley's golf swing

Legalization of pot in Cali from the eyes of a Judge

This Judge is the man. If only everyone were this liberal. People are going to do things whether you make them legal or illegal. The only difference is just the amount of money the government wants to spend on making it illegal and locking people up for it. Lets spend marijuana tax money on health care. Shazam, problem solved.

Iphone to Verizon...

Hopefully sometime this summer the iPhone will come to Verizon

Ninjahahas

Just watched ninja assassin and this was just too fitting...

Sadly, I have thought about this

Different types of hand washers

Evidence? What evidence?

Dolla Dolla Bill

25 hilarious defaced bills

Sistine Chapel

Ever wonder what the Sistine Chapel looks like?

Ideal Life

This is a real commercial... really

Dark Side

Procreation should be a privilege

Some people just should not be allowed to have kids

Jones BBQ & Foot Massage

HELL THIS IS A DINOSAUR

I'm just a regular everyday normal guy

Every "That's What She Said" from The Office

Shamwow Parody

There's ya mildew... see that? that's gonna fuckin reek.

Hi there!

Photoshop is a fantasitc invention... click through for more ridiculous pictures

Iraqi Speed Bumps

Murder Burger

I dont know if i want to work at this place or not...

No coke? snort a cat!

Now why didnt this shit every happen to me?

Some cool photos

Click through for some stunning photographs

The Onion always tells it like it is

"Houseguest Just Going To Lie There Until Rest Of House Wakes Up" (click picture for article)

Mitch Hedberg was a funny man

Click the Pic of good ol Mitch to find a whole nasty mess of Mitch Hedberg jokes. Some delightfully sarcastic observational humor.

Google Suggestions

Google is always trying to figure out what im thinking... like "Do babies poop in the womb?"

click to see the world abuse google

Dumb Drivers

I know the weather is really crappy out, but I REALLY need to get some hot pockets.

Dihydrogen Monoxide

Click the pic for proof that Americans are just so smart. I wonder if they used a drowning child to make this odd underwater sign...

High ideas

This site is all stoners making funny comments about life and trying to think of good ideas. Example: Accidents

I was driving my 5 yo brother around and thought.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents;
and Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

5 Monkeys

Chatroulette, a revolution of social interaction

If you haven't already tried out chatroulette, you should. (click the pic for the article)